haaaave-you-met-ted:

Barney: How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?
Robin: I’m not wearing makeup right now.
Barney: Holy crap, you’re beautiful!

haaaave-you-met-ted:

Barney: How are you going to feel when he sees you without any makeup?

Robin: I’m not wearing makeup right now.

Barney: Holy crap, you’re beautiful!

(Source: neilpatricksharris)

haaaave-you-met-ted:

“You get a lap dance! You get a lap dance! You’re gonna give me a lap dance! EVERYBODY GETS A LAP DAANNCE!”

haaaave-you-met-ted:

“You get a lap dance! You get a lap dance! You’re gonna give me a lap dance! EVERYBODY GETS A LAP DAANNCE!”

haaaave-you-met-ted:

Barney - Robin, you do look super hot. 
Robin - Oh, do I? 
Barney - Yeah, you do.
Robin - Thanks.

haaaave-you-met-ted:

Barney - Robin, you do look super hot.

Robin - Oh, do I?

Barney - Yeah, you do.

Robin - Thanks.